What follows are several students' photographs, digital re-renderings, or drawings of me (or one of my deeper, darker corners). Enjoy. I'm responsible (or irresponsible) for the captions!

This is me, doing my David Letterman impersonation (note the teeth). Say, you wouldn't happen to have a cigar I could borrow, would you?
Artwork by Tyson Chihaya, Westminster College 1995.

Dave and me. Say, you wouldn't happen to have another cigar, would you? How about a pet that does tricks? Is that a list you're holding???
Artwork by Dee Drisko, Westminster College 1997.

6 + 2, 6 + 2,... Where is that Web site with the calculator applet???
Artwork by Chang Sun, Goucher College 1999.

Pssst... If you tilt your head to the left, his hand looks just like a dog's head!
Artwork by Adam Badik, Goucher College 1999.

...MOT LIVE MOT LIVE MOT LIVE MOT LIVE MOT LIVE MOT LIVE MOT LIVE MOT LIVE MOT LIVE MOT LIVE MOT LIVE MOT LIVE MOT LIVE...
Artwork by Lev Iwashko, Goucher College 2003.

The "other" sides of Tom. (Perhaps some things are best kept quiet?)
Artwork by Sam Bouchelle and Chris PerDieu, both Goucher College 2006.

It appears that I've changed a bit since my Westminster days... I work hard to live up to my reputation.
Artwork by Christoph Konradi, Goucher College 2007.

One thing never changes --- that dang curly-cue! Oops, it did change once. Well, my favorite number never changes.
Artwork by various Goucher students, 2016.

To some of my students, apparently I'm nothing more than an Easter egg and a texture map. How humiliating! How two-dimensional! How come I'm not pink?!?
Artwork by Marquis Kurt, Nodar Sotkilava, and Audrey Maxwell, CS 420, 2020.

Well, I suppose it was inevitable that one of my students would eventually make a video of me. Click on the still image to see the video, but be warned -- you will be unable to unsee what you're about to see!
Artwork by Nodar Sotkilava.

PSU Creamery Bittersweet Mint ice cream: What more could you possibly want?

Last updated June 18, 2021.

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